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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers."
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"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe-word."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"
"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."
"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can't violin with the electric meter"
"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... The one deer turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""
"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"
"How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill."
"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."