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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan."
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"What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? According to the latest polls, about 4%."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."
"What disease do police give black people? Glock coma"
"The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physicist while he chugs the last of his beer... The strange charm of a top down bottom's up"
"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"
"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."
"Understand men, or die trying. Or try dying. Or quit trying. Or lie crying. Or cry tweeting. Or tweet trying, to understand men."
"I Went To See Star Wars Yesterday... And some asshole in the protectionist's booth spent two hours showing everyone spoilers. What a dick."
"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."