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Joke of the Day

"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."

"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."

"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"

"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad? Because America is never wrong."

"Where did the joke wait to get a drink? The punch line..."

"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."

"A little boy asked his mother ""Mommy... why is daddy running in zig-zags in the back yard?"" ""Shut up and reload!"" she said."

"After a dinner party ...while taking plates to the kitchen my guest asked if the dishwasher was dirty. I said no, I believe she showered before dinner."