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Joke of the Day
"How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill."
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"""As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?"" - Mexican restaurants"
"Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store? For the watch.."
"If two wrongs make a right... Then what do two wrights make? A plane."
"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."
"What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? Wheres pop corn?"
"What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus..."
"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."
"what's the difference.... ..... between a vagina and a refrigerator? refrigerators don't fart when you pull out your meat"
"Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes."