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Joke of the Day

"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."

"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."

"My girlfriends parents are very religious. The first time I was at their house her father said we weren't allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive."

"An ancient Greek walks into a tailors with a torn pair of pants: ""Euripides?"" Asks the tailor. ""Yeah, Eumenides?"" Replies the man."

"I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs."

"What did Sean Connery do when he saw a guy drowning? he started undressing and yelled 'I will shave you'"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches..."

"A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum PSH!"

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."