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Joke of the Day

"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."

"After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section"

"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"

"I have a giant penis. I've kept it in a jar ever since the giant died."

"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."

"I keep seeing yards with signs supporting Trump But I don't see any walls around them."

"Me: I need to sleep Ambien: do worms have buttholes? You should text your boss"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"

"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"

"Me: Can I bring my wife? Travel Agent: Of course Me: But I'm hetero. Does that matter? Travel Agent: Do you think I'm saying Gayman Islands?"