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Joke of the Day

"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."

"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."

"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"

"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... ...fucking livid..."

"Oh science, oh science, oh science!!"" ~An atheist having sex."

"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."

"Just got back from the Czech Republic... ...it was Prague-ably the best trip of my life"

"I've had insomnia so much it is starting to worry me. But I won't lose any sleep over it."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!"

"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"