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Joke of the Day
"I have a giant penis. I've kept it in a jar ever since the giant died."
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"Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last."
"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"
"You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did."
"Santa goes to Ethiopia. Starving kid says in his winding breath: *Santa presents...!* Santa says: **Santa doesn't gift children who doesn't eat properly!**"
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"
"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."
"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm hyper observant Interviewer: You have mustard in your beard Me: Oh.."