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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"

"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!"

"From my gf Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day? Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why? Her: I want to have dreams too"

"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."

"An Irishman walked out of a bar"

"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"

"The NRA will now be arming fetuses in utero so that they can defend themselves against abortions"