45291
Joke of the Day
"What is the ultimate Jewish conflict? Pork chops at half price"
Next Joke
"How did Jesus feel when He was crucified by the jews? He was very cross with them!"
"I told a newcomer in prison that the other inmates were heavily interested in astronomy. When asked what I meant, I said, ""They are particularly interested in Uranus, so you don't want to moon them."""
"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"
"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"
"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."
"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."
"Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you? Because my interest in you keeps growing."
"How do you tell an astronaut where they're going? Straight up."
"*slowly opens eyes after a thousand years of meditation* but where does one throw away a garbage can"