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Joke of the Day

"What is the ultimate Jewish conflict? Pork chops at half price"

"Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the sink"

"Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can't see it"

"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"

"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."

"Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church? He was invited to thunday math."

"Look, boss, all I said was, ""I bet my raise is as big as your dick."" Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you."

"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. German light bulbs don't break."

"Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."