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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell an astronaut where they're going? Straight up."

"Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop."

"Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal? All his Chex bounced."

"Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? He didn't want to get down on it."

"*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared"

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"

"Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got"

"Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week."