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Joke of the Day

"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."

"what do you call a pissed off group of door handles? An angry knob"

"What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia."

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"

"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."

"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"I've always been told I shouldn't assume... Because it makes an ass out of u and me."

"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."