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Joke of the Day
"What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
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"Its Wrong To Have Sex Before Marriage Girl (While moaning during sex) : Its wrong. Boy : But I love you. Girl : No its wrong. Boy : I will marry you soon. Girl : You stupid cunt, the hole is wrong."
"Your mom's had so many trains run on her... ...they call her The Island of Sodor."
"Why should you always carry a knife around? Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge."
"The Patriots were impressive last night You don't win a game like that with Luck alone"
"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."
"Please help! I desperately need a joke about an Irishman."
"Are limericks still in? There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4"
"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."
"What country always follows Zimbabwe? Zimbab-Bee!"