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Joke of the Day

"Its Wrong To Have Sex Before Marriage Girl (While moaning during sex) : Its wrong. Boy : But I love you. Girl : No its wrong. Boy : I will marry you soon. Girl : You stupid cunt, the hole is wrong."

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAAA"

"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."

"How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf..."

"Judge : Anything you say in this court will be held against you. Man : ""Titties"" Lawyer : Fuck.. He's good"

"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"

"I like my women like I like my coffee."