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Joke of the Day
"Please help! I desperately need a joke about an Irishman."
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"A taser but for people who say ""it is what it is""."
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."
"""Ummm can you not?"" - white girl getting tortured"
"What's black and white and green all over? A black environmentalist."
"I never take a stab in the dark. I like to see what I'm stabbing."
"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."
"What is Hillary Clintons least favourite instrumeny? The trump-et."