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Joke of the Day

"My friend said his dog could retrieve a stick from 5 miles away. That just seems a little far fetched to me."

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"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"
"Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of ""The Wire"". Totally gets the hype now."
"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."
"So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*"
"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."
"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."
"I was lying in bed yesterday... I looked up and saw the beautiful night sky, the moon, and the stars. Then I wondered... Where the fuck is my roof?"
"I just now remembered the Titans."
"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."