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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."
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"What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike"
"Did you hear about the black comedian? He stole the show."
"If I ever shot the sheriff, I'd probably go ahead and shoot the deputy too. Along with any other witnesses, because at that point why not."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"
"Whoever said, ""there's no place like home for the holidays"" clearly hasn't been to my house."
"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"
"Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed."
"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"
"AMA Request: Someone who has successfully committed suicide."