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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."
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"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."
"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."
"Interviewer: Is it true you are the first duck to be made a duke? Duck: Please address me as 'M'llard'"
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."
"What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon."
"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."
"Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream"
"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."
"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."