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Joke of the Day
"I just now remembered the Titans."
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"A woman asks a famous man to give her a signature on her breast. The famous man says ""Sorry, I don't know how to write that small."""
"You can pretty much tell me anything is an anagram and I'll believe it. I'm not about to rearrange a bunch of letters like some doctor"
"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"
"Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks... Does this taste funny to you?"
"I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road."
"Long ago, my mentor told me to look into self improvement. He used to mumble a bit, though. Now I don't have the discipline to actually build one, but I know everything about constructing shelves."
"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""
"[In bed with gf] ""Do you have any fantasies?"" Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one? ""Yes.. why?"" I want to hit her with my car"
"Why do you always see Santa with a full sack? Because he only comes once a year!"