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Joke of the Day

"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."

"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""

"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."

"If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it... do the other trees laugh at it?"

"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"

"As an american, I feel really sorry for the Canadians up north. I mean, how do they even live if their summer is 30 degrees?"

"""And... uh... chocolate kills dogs."" - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth."

"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""

"What's a Tijuana hooker's favorite president? El BJ!"

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."