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Joke of the Day

"I was lying in bed yesterday... I looked up and saw the beautiful night sky, the moon, and the stars. Then I wondered... Where the fuck is my roof?"

"Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism."

"I was brought up as an only child. I enjoyed it, but it used to really piss off my sister."

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."

"anyone remember this funny one ?? ''u miss 100% of the shots u don't take'' -wain gretski -michel scoot ! XD"

"I don't understand why ... I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it."

"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."

"So a man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap The psychiatrist looks up at him and says "" I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""