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Joke of the Day
"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"
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"Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X. She is never going to come back, And don't ask Y."
"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."
"""There's no use crying over spilt milk."" Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry."
"Did you hear the one about the wooden car? With the wooden wheels? And the wooden engine? .... it wooden work"
"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""
"What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason."
"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""
"People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop"
"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"