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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the wooden car? With the wooden wheels? And the wooden engine? .... it wooden work"

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"""I thought I'd thaw a pussy cat."" -- dogs deciding what to take out of the freezer for dinner"
"I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side I did make $43 and I think the watch looks really good on me."
"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."
"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""
"What do you call a muslim sitting on a plane? A passenger"
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"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."
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