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Joke of the Day
"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"
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"What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction"
"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""
"Sorry I'm late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"
"[religion conference] BUDDHA: What's your opener? JESUS: ""God loves you."" You? BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too"
"One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline... We go way back."
"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."
"What do robots do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"
"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."