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Joke of the Day
"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"
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"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""
"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled"
"I broke my finger today... but on the other hand..I'm completely fine!"
"""I am inspiring"" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring"
"What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry."
"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"
"On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings."
"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."
"What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out..."