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Joke of the Day
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
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"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"
"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."
"I'm a terrible singer, I have two left throats"
"A man comes home from work on his birthday. He's greeted by his crying wife: ""I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("" ""Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."""
"Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight? Incubators."
"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"
"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."
"Just turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus."
"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""