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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."
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"Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing."
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"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"NASA announces rover ""Curiosity"" landed safely on Mars. In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge."
"Never trust a fortune teller buying more than 1 lottery ticket."
"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."
"What do you call a group of trees? A communitree"
"An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician."
"Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants."