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Joke of the Day
"People always ask why i wear a hoodie in the middle of June. I tell them ""Winter is coming."""
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"What's going be America's largest export once Trump gets elected? Americans."
"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""
"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."
"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."
"I'm worried that I'm gonna get a super judgey coroner."
"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"
"I Sir Ender declare war on ... wait wait we surrender"
"Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?"
"Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing."