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Joke of the Day
"Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to need to come to terms with your retardation."
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"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."
"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""
"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? A: Billy the Squid."
"What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? Clothes-minded."
"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."
"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."