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Joke of the Day
"I think I've found the worst pornstar name to have at the moment. ISIS LOVE"
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"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."
"Why is sex with 92 year olds tiring? Because there is 90 of them..."
"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."
"What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated? A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless"
"""What do we want!"" ""Hearing aids!"" ""When do we want them!"" ""Hearing aids!"""
"How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl? They'll tell you"
"I know where to get a lot of Potassium. It's true !! Source: Banana"
"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."
"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."