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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."

"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"

"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."

"Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did."

"Some people say I am crazy Lucky for me, only I can hear them"

"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."

"How do landscapers keep their seams from ripping? Well let me tell you; They don't beat around the bush! They nip it in the bud and use Hem-Lock!"

"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."

"You're IQ's lower than your shoe size."

"How do infomercial salesmen tell you you're fat? Butt weight! There's more!"