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Joke of the Day
"What's ET short for...? Because he's got little legs."
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"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."
"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."
"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."
"It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other."
"Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox? He spends all of his time on the dashboard."
"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. "
"PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?"
"My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school. She's 5."
"What are the unspoken rules of sign language? All of them"