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Joke of the Day
"It is so much easier to turn friendship into love, than love into friendship."
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"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."
"TIFU. She was on top."
"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street. They spied a young boy playing up the street. The Priest said to the Rabbi, ""let's go up and fuck that boy"". The Rabbi said ""out of how much""."
"What's the great thing about 25 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen? You get the feeling that you've Reddit before."
"I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet."
"My nephew didn't cry when Mufasa died so I stopped the movie. What is wrong with kids of today?"
"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"
"All Russian babies are born inside slightly larger babies."