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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to change my name to Blake. So I can ask my girl if she wants to wake and Blake."
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"*at party* Guy: Want to dance? Me: I'm sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended."
"Being an adult is just a competition to see how many times you can say ""storage space"" before you die."
"got a job at the no more tears baby shampoo factory spraying shampoo into babies eyes and filming their reactions. best job ive ever had"
"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"
"Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"""It feels like it was only 7 years ago"" - dogs recalling memories"
"Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I fold a fitted sheet."
"How do you make an Octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles"