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Joke of the Day
"Waiter are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir they must have escaped from the kitchen !"
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"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"
"I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they."
"How is a good criminal defense lawyer like a dead hooker? I use them both to get off."
"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."
"""Hello darkness my old friend."" Darkness: I'm not lending you any money."
"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."
"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."
"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"Are you sure? Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes,"" the first says, ""I'm positive."""