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Joke of the Day
"*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby"
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"if you go to a nascar rally carrying a clipboard and wearing a hard hat people will just let you go on the track and kiss all the good cars"
"My girlfriend told me I'm her 32nd lover Turns out what she really meant was I'm her thirty second lover"
"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"
"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"
"Doctor: Your baby is 7 pounds! Me: So that's like, what, three dollars?"
"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."
"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"
"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"
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