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Joke of the Day

"It's okay if ""buoyancy"" makes you happy -- whatever floats your boat."

"What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts? He AJAXulated."

"I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test They all tested positive for WD40"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir."

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"How did the octopus go to the war? Well armed..."

"""sure was nice of me to give that homeless guy $5 this morning"" [sees Steve Bannon on TV holding a Starbucks] ""son of a..."""

"My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree."

"Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? A: Because its leaves rustled."

"""i'll be back"" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume"