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Joke of the Day

"My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree."

"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes."

"I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania... ...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~"

"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."

"What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say? I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!"

"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""

"Why do fat chicks give the best head? Because they have to."

"Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense. I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow."

"Just decked the halls. Let that be a warning to halls everywhere."