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Joke of the Day

"What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts? He AJAXulated."

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you."

"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"

"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"

"My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years."

"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."

"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."

"Won a time machine on Ebay. Disappointed when I received a clock."

"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"

"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."