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Joke of the Day

"What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts? He AJAXulated."

"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"

"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month."

"What is the job of a gentleman pimp? To Tally-hos!"

"Ian: ""I baked you a pie to say sorry for backing over your cat in my car."" Tim: ""You did what?!"" Ian: ""Baked you a pie."""

"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"

"OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! ""OMG."" Wtf are you doing?! ""HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"""