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"How did the octopus go to the war? Well armed..."
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"How do you kill a fox? You cut off its leg and make it run across canada"
"I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march. Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich."
"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it. I've never had a beef with one."
"If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something..."
"It's called a ""remote"" because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel."
"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."
"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."