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Joke of the Day

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."

"Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11."

"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."

"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."

"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."

"If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks."

"My son, 5, scared of the thunder. I told him that was silly considering the sun could explode any day, killing us all. Think that helped."

"Our dog is named lucky he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to get lucky"

"You're not truly a parent until you've crawled through the McDonalds urine tubes to pull out a crying child."