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Joke of the Day

"If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks."

"My penis is so big if i laid it out on a keyboard It would reach from A to Z"

"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? Pumpkin Pi."

"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."

"Don't even try to laugh. What did the sensitive vagina say to the penis that was critical of everything? Stop Cliticizing me!"

"Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept"

"For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around The next morning I woke up in a box"

"So a seal Walks into a club.. *Rim shot*"

"I used to know a joke about Jonestown... but the punchline's too long."

"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."