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Joke of the Day
"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."
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"Johnny Depp's wife of just over a year Filed for Divorce today... With NO prenup...She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets."
"I'm done making racist jokes.. Because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"As I've gotten older, I've realized the world can be seen through a million perspectives. Mine and 999,999 wrong ones."
"What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common? Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)"
"DOG: she keeps using heart emojis when we text DOG FRIEND: which color heart? DOG: *shows friend phone* the gray one DOG FRIEND: omg"
"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"
"My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was... So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."
"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."
"STOP ANIMAL TESTING...they don't know the answers."