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Joke of the Day

"just hugged a box of sterile gloves because they can never have baby gloves and that's hard to accept."

"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler never raped a 13 year old."

"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."

"""Fraud"" Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD? Murph: It is a ""FRAUD""."

"How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits."

"How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years."

"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"

"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""

"I always use a short cut when I'm going to knife fight a midget."

"What do you call a moody bear? A bi-polar bear."