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Joke of the Day

"just hugged a box of sterile gloves because they can never have baby gloves and that's hard to accept."

"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."

"The pollen is so bad this year ...that it has the addicts turning their meth back into sudafed!"

"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."

"What's one thing a girl can tell a guy that can make him happy and sad at the same time? Out of all of your friends you have the biggest dick."

"I wanted to stop for McDonald's this morning but the line was too wide."

"""When I hand-write an entire page it looks like I've had a stroke by paragraph two."""

"what's the difference between reddit and 9gag? A week"

"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."

"When I was a little kid, I had this friend that was always counting. I wonder what he's up to these days."