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Joke of the Day

"Son, Do U Also Treat Piles. A Couple In Train Girl- My Hand Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Hand, Girl- My Neck Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Neck, An Old Man Asks Boy, Son, Do U Also Treat Piles."

"How do you get over a crush you've had since high school? Leave the dungeon door unlocked."

"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."

"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."

"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"

"Why being gay is a serious issue? Because men are fucking asshole"

"Things more likely to kill you than Ebola: - choking on a wheat thin - erotic asphyxiation - falling off the toilet - a duck with a gun"

"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."