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Joke of the Day
"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"
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"If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too."
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"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"
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"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""
"A watermelon walks up to a sprinkler And says to the sprinkler, ""Water me lon!"" Original joke from a friend of mine!"
"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"
"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."