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Joke of the Day
"I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights."
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"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."
"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"
"My dealer said he'll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We're gonna watch a movie!"
"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""
"The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."
"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"
"We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe. Let's see if he notices."
"I lost my girlfriend recently. Then the topic moved away from science and she was fine again."