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Joke of the Day
"I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. ""THANK YOU, SIR"""
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"What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch? Namaste."
"Ladies, call me Adobe Updater, because I nag you at least once a week and never seem to work"
"I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver""."
"My new years resolution is 3840 X 2160 because I recently bought a 4K monitor."
"Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe"
"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"
"Do one person every day that scares you."
"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"