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Joke of the Day

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"

"Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

"Me: *returns from bakery with a bap, bagel, bun & cob* Wife: What are these? Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON."

"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."

"I tried to watch the paralympic games.. I couldn't though because the channel was disabled"

"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."

"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."