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Joke of the Day
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"
Next Joke
"No YOUR a grammar nazi!"
"Saw a sign that said ""Join a 5k run! Fight childhood obesity!"" Shouldn't the kids just run it themselves?"
"When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called? Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway."
"I've got a fungal skin infection It was a little itchy at the start, but now it's really growing on me."
"How do you know if you are drowning in milk? If it's pasturize"
"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."
"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"
"Do you want to join my pistol club? We drink till noon and piss till two."
"I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are."