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Joke of the Day

"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"

"horror story in 4 words good morning, president trump."

"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."

"Roses are red, my real name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave."

"How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb? We're on our sixth."

"I asked my mum what she had bought me for my birthday? She said, ""I've bought you an Apple Mac."" Most people would be over the moon with hearing this, I'm not 'cause... My name is Mac."

"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"

"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."

"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."

"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."