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Joke of the Day
"The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago"
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"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."
"What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester? Alien vs. Predator"
"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high She told me she's tired of my repost BS and divorced me. It was definitely a surprise."
"Wife : don't forget to pick up the kids at the school Me : why"
"My blind friend went to Home Depot... he picked up a hammer and saw!"
"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"
"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."
"whenever someone says happy birthday.... all I hear is ""Happy anniversary of the day your face rubbed your moms vagina"""
"If your partner is overweight, get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening. After 2 weeks the fat fucker will be 84 miles away"