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Joke of the Day

"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing."

"Sometimes I miss my grandfather, but I know he's up in heaven groping angel titties and saying some next level racist shit."

"Thank Satan it's Monday."

"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"

"What do you call someone obsessed with France A ouiaboo"

"David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote... David: ""Hi mate just checking in, u k?"""

"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."

"What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret? There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas."

"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"